It’s fun to see the search queries people use to find your site. Here’s two from probably the same person: “”babes on broadway” publicity still spanked” and “”bright eyes(1934)” spanking“. Spanking scenes from old movies is one very specific fetish that I’m unable to cater to. Shirley Temple movies particularly so.

Then there are the automated search queries, set up by people who want to follow blog posts about a particular topic. When I review books, I often get a hit from the author’s name the next day. I actually do the same thing myself, in order to hunt down and ridicule anyone who says anything bad about me.

But here’s one that baffles me: “site:bearstrong.net “atlas shrugged”" What makes it odd is that this query has given me regular hits for over a month.

Somebody wants to be notified immediately the next time I write about Atlas Shrugged. Don’t ask me why. Fetish queries (“site:bearstrong.net “atlas shrugged” spanking“) I can understand. This, less so. It’s a bit passive aggressive. “Hey, it’s your blog and you write about whatever you want to. I just want you to know that if you ever do write about this book that I love/hate, I’ll be there immediately to read it, because that’s how much I care. But hey, you know, whatever.”

So I’ll make a deal: If whoever is doing this explains why they care, I might write a post about Ayn Rand.

Also, my deepest apologies to all Ayn Rand spanking enthusiasts I’ve now accidentally led here.