2006-05-19
"Everybody should economise after a great war, says an American film producer. We always do our best after every great war."
- Punch, September 15th, 1920
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2006-05-18
"The man who stayed with me was a plain, simple fellow, and men of this sort are likely to give true testimony. Men of intelligence notice more things and view them more carefully, but they comment on them; and to establish and substantiate their interpretation, they cannot refrain from altering the facts a little. They never present things just as they are but twist and disguise them to conform to the point of view from which they have seen them; and to gain credence for their opinion and make it attractive, they do not mind adding something of their own, or extending and amplifying. We need either a very truthful man, or one so ignorant that he has no material with which to construct false theories and make them credible: a man wedded to no idea."
- Michel de Montaigne
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2006-05-17
[From Montaigne's On the education of children]
The tutor should make his pupil sift everything, and take nothing into his head on simple authority or trust. Aristotle's principles must no more be principles with him than those of the Stoics or the Epicureans. Let their various opinions be put before him; he will choose between them if he can; if not, he will remain in doubt. Only fools are certain and immovable.
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2006-05-16
"A Ramsgate man charged with shooting a cat denied that he fired at it. The animal is said to have dashed at the bullet and impaled himself upon it."
- Punch, September 15th, 1920
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2006-05-15
[From Plutarch's life of Solon.]
Solon, coming to Croesus at his request, was in the same condition as an inland man when first he goes to see the sea; for as he fancies every river he meets with to be the ocean, so Solon, as he passed through the court, and saw a great many nobles richly dressed, and proudly attended with a multitude of guards and footboys, thought every one had been the king, till he was brought to Croesus, who was decked with every possible rarity and curiosity, in ornaments of jewels, purple, and gold, that could make a grand and gorgeous spectacle of him.
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2006-05-14
"One of the Pacific Islands, we read, is so small that the House of Commons could not be planted on it. A great pity."
- Punch, September 15th, 1920
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2006-05-13
"'No one has yet been successful in filming an actual murder,' states a Picture-goers' Journal. It certainly does seem a pity that our murderers are so terribly self-conscious in the presence of a cinematograph man."
- Punch, October 6th, 1920
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2006-05-12
"A statistician informs us that a man's body contains enough lime to whitewash a small room. It should be pointed out however that it is illegal for a wife to break up her husband for decorative purposes."
- Punch, October 6th, 1920
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2006-05-11
[From the Chambers' Edinburgh Journal, 1852]
Do you not find, in almost every company, one who pronounces decisively upon every matter which comes in question? His voice is loud and firm, his eye bold and confident, and his whole manner oracular. No cold hesitations as to points of fact ever tease him. Little time does he require to make up his mind on any speculative subject. He is all yes or all no at once and without appeal.
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2006-05-10
"'Motorists,' says a London magistrate, 'cannot go about knocking people down and killing them every day.' We agree. Once should be enough for the most grasping pedestrian."
- Punch, October 6th, 1920
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2006-05-09
"What is claimed to be the largest shell ever made has been turned out by the Hecla Works, Sheffield. It may shortly be measured for a war to fit it."
- Punch, November 3rd, 1920
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2006-05-08
"A man recently arrested in Dublin was found to have in his possession a loaded revolver, three sticks of gelignite, four lengths of fuse, a number of detonators and a jemmy. It is thought that he may have been dabbling in politics."
- Punch, January 21st, 1920
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2006-05-07
"Lenin, says a contemporary, has completed his plans for the overthrow of civilisation. It seems that all our efforts to conceal from him its presence in our midst are doomed to failure."
- Punch, January 21st, 1920
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2006-05-06
"There are no pretensions about the Norwegians; there is no affectation about their morals and no leniency in the administration of their laws. The police and the magistrates are merciless and inexorable, and crime is punished more severely perhaps than in any other country."
- O. G. von Herdenstam, in Ethlyn T. Clough (ed.): Norwegian Life (1909)
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2006-05-05
"Honesty is one of the valuable assets of the Norwegian people. Attempts at extortion are so rare that tourists, accustomed to the proverbial dishonesty of the Latin races, find travel in Norway and Sweden a joy."
- O. G. von Herdenstam, in Ethlyn T. Clough (ed.): Norwegian Life (1909)
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2006-05-04
"Because of its geographic isolation, the Scandinavian peninsula is the home of the purest Teutonic ethnic stock. The Norwegians, Icelanders, Swedes, and Danes are racially closely related, and they belong to the same branch of the Aryan family as the Germans, Flemish, English, and Anglo-Americans. Physically, these people are powerfully built and tall, of the pure Scandinavian type, with fair hair and blue eyes, and their healthy, intelligent look strikes the traveler."
- O. G. von Herdenstam, in Ethlyn T. Clough (ed.): Norwegian Life (1909)
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2006-05-03
"Republican though she is to the backbone, Norway has elected to be governed by monarchical methods, fearing with her isolated and primitive peasantry, to put the machinery of control into the hands of the people themselves."
- Mary Bronson Hartt, in Ethlyn T. Clough (ed.): Norwegian Life (1909)
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2006-05-02
"Many of the wisest men in Norway consider the universal suffrage amendment to the constitution, which was passed in 1898, a mistake for this reason--because it removes a powerful incentive for men to accumulate money."
- William E. Curtis, in Ethlyn T. Clough (ed.): Norwegian Life (1909)
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2006-05-01
"In most of the counties are found what are called _Amtsskoler_--schools to educate people for a practical life, with separate courses for each sex, the boys being taught farming, gardening, and mechanics, and the girls the arts of the household. There are also schools of deportment, where girls are fitted to act as governesses and are taught the social graces, music, dancing, the languages, and conversation."
- William E. Curtis, in Ethlyn T. Clough (ed.): Norwegian Life (1909)
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