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Kind of sad to see what a self-flagellating confidence-sapped hulk christianity has become. Oh well...

Having now read the whole speech, pretty much agreeing with all of it, I can only despair at the depths of inane, leftism-induced self-loathing to which Norway has sunk...

OT but...

How has the respectful-of-all-things-qu'ranic Norwegian Media been reporting on the sudden, shall we say, "difficulties" that seem to have arisen between Norwegian "statesman" (now finally earning that title of dignity, perhaps) Terje Roed-Larsen and his formerly great good buddy, El Jefe-4-Life Yasir A.

http://www.canada.com/national/nationalpost/news/comment/story.html?id=4375f1fc-a5c8-4d9b-8a4a-c5150d71c3f0

Just wunnerin'...

Insight is hard to acknowledge when it contradicts a strongly held politically correct point of view.
I could not agree more with what Hagen said and suggest that there were those who chose not to hear Churchill warn against the nazis

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Heretics' almanac: Hagen provokes righteous cowardice, July 17, 2004 01:24 AM

People want Hagen prosecuted for blasphemy, tried for violations of the treaty on human rights, etc., etc. All for one stupid, insensitive remark that doesn't even begin to approach the abuse Israelis, Jews, and Israel-friendly Christians have to endu...