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"QUOTABLE QUOTES"
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"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing,
while others judge us by what
we have already done"
Longfellow
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"Never give advice in a crowd"
Arab Proverb
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"A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella
when the weather is fair, and takes it away
from you when it rains"
............ Murphy's Laws ............
No good deed goes unpunished!
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Leakproof seals - will!
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Self-Starters - won't!
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Interchangeable-Parts - won't!
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There is always one more bug!
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Don't mess with Mrs! Murphy!
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90% of everything is crud!
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If you're feeling good, don't worry,
you'll get over it!
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All warranties expire upon payment of invoice!
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Never eat prunes when you are famished!
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Friends come and go,
but enemies accumulate!
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A short cut is the longest distance between two points!
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No matter how long or hard you shop for an item,
after you've bought it, it will be
on sale somewhere cheaper!
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The other line always moves faster!
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Anything you try to fix will take longer and
cost more than you thought!
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If you fool around with a thing for very long
you will screw it up!
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A 300 dollar picture tube will protect
a 10 cent fuse by blowing first!
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If it jams - force it!
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway!
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Any tool dropped while repairing a car will
roll underneath it to the exact center!
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The repairman will never have seen
a problem quite like yours before!
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When a problem with a broken appliance is demonstrated for the
repairman, it will work perfectly!
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A pipe gives a wise man time to think and
a fool something to stick in his mouth!
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When in doubt, mumble!
when in trouble, delegate!
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A bird in hand is safer than one overhead!
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Celibacy is not hereditary!
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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself!
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Beauty is only skin deep; ugly goes to the bone!
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!
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If you think everything seems to be going well,
you obviously don't know what is going on!
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If more than one person is responsible for a
miscalculation, no one will be at fault!
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When in doubt, sound convincing!
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Never argue with a fool -
people might not know the difference!
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"When I was younger, I could remember anything,
whether it had happened or not!"
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"An expert is a person who can
tell you more about something than you really care to know!"
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"Exhilaration is that feeling you get
just after a great idea hits you,
and just before you realize what's wrong with it!"
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"A foot is a device for
finding furniture in the dark!"
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