.. because once in a while some bloody stupid hair metal is exactly what you need. I mean: Bloody! Stupid! Hair!(?) Metal!

.. because all music should have such basslines.

.. because slightly out of tune can be slightly better.

Juno Reactor – Guardian Angel

Juno Reactor – God is God

Laibach – God is God

Electric Universe – The Prayer (2009 version)

Electric Universe & Space Time – Experiences Outside Time

Electric Universe – Tune Up

Gary Numan – Rip

Infected Mushrom – Becoming Insane

Hanzel und Gretyl – Komm Zu Uns

There’s good music, and there’s bad music, and then there’s eurobeat, which is both.

You know McDonald’s strawberry milkshakes? I love McDonald’s strawberry milkshakes. It both isn’t food and transcends food, creating a delicious synthetic world of its own.

Now imagine a 0,4l cup of espresso that tastes like strawberry milkshake. That’s eurobeat. Sometimes, when I really, really need to get things done, I listen to this stuff at work for hours. Days, even, but that’s putting a strain on my sanity.

There are only two possible reactions to this music: 1) God, that’s terrible. 2) God, that’s terrible, (but I still haven’t pressed stop.)

Client – Pornography

Client – Drive

Client – Lights Go Out

Client – Can You Feel

Client – It’s Not Over