*** Albatross
*** from Monty Python live at City Center
*** transcribed from tape 10/3/87  Daniel Rich 

Salesman:(shouting) Albatross....albatross....albatross....
	albatross....albatross...albatross....albatross....albatross
Man:	Two good humors please.
S:	I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody
	albatross....(shouts) Albatross
M:	What flavor is it?
S:	It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody
	flavor....(shouts) Albatross
M:	It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor.
S:	All right, it's blood albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird
	bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross
M:	Do you get wafers with it?
S:	Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross
	isn't it...(shouts) Albatross
M:	I'll have two please.
S:	I've only got one you cocksucker....(shouts) Albatross....
	albatross....albatross....albatross