Tanscribed by Mark Johnson 
(The last words added by Dr.Doom / Amega industries)

The "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" song from "Life of Brian"


Cheer up, Brian.  You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...

(the music fades into the song)

...always look on the bright side of life!
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,

When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...

(whistle)
Come on!

(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.

Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!

And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
Come on Brian cheer up
And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)
(Talking) Worse things happen at sea, you know.
And always look on the bright side of life...
(whistle)
I mean - What have you got to lose? You know, You come from nothing -
you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the right side of ifle
(whistle)
Nothing will come from nothing, you know what they say.
Cheer up your beggar. Come on give us a grin. There you are, see?
End of the film. Insidently this record available on the folder
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They never get their money back, you know. I told them, I said to them.
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