CAMELOT.TXT - Arrival at Camelot

*** The arrival at Camelot! From Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail ***

Lancelot: Look, my liege!
(fanfare)
Arthur: Camelot!
Galahad: Camelot!
Lancelot: Camelot!
Patsy: It's only a model.
Arthur: Shh!

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.  Let us ride...to
        CAMELOT!
Song:

We're knights of the round table, we dance when ere we're able.
We do routines, and chorus scenes, with footwork imp-e-ccable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
But many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're Opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phram alot!

In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot,

I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot.  It is a silly place.
All:	Right.
Continued in Grail.python