*** This silly little sketch was transcribed from
*** "Matching tie and handkerchief" by Dr.Doom / Amega Industries

[The door opens. (the usual door opening sound) ]

Son:	Good evening, mother.
	Oh, good evening mrs. Niggerface.
Lady:	Ohh he's walking already.
Mother:	Oh yes, he's such a clever little fellow aren't you?
Both:	Goodibuu ohh [and making other babynoises]
Son:	He,he yes.
Lady:	Goodibudibuuu Ohh look at him now. He's a clever little fellow, yes
	oooh so clever little fellow, oooh can we talk, can we talk ay?
Son:	Yes, yes ofcourse I can talk, I'm the minister of the overseas
	development.
Mother:	Oooh a clever little boy isn't he? Clever little fellow
Lady:	Didilidilidilididi...
	Do we like the rattle? Do we like the little rattle.
Son:	Yes, the rattle yes very good.
Lady:	Look at he's gligibigigi little eyeballs, ay.
Son:	Ehh don't do that, please. Ehh mother can I have a quick cup of tea
	please, I have an important statement about Rhodesia in the Commons
	tomorrow.
Lady:	Ohh...
	[KABOOOOOM]
Mother:	Ohh mrs. Niggerface has exploded.
Son:	Good thing too.
Mother:	Oooh she was my best friend.
Son:	Oh mother. Don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.
Mother:	Yes I suppose so. Anyway I didn't like her really.