***   Blessing from the Lord  ***
	         *** Monty Python and the Holy Grail ***
	** Transcribed from the movie by Dr.Doom / Amega Indstries **


Bedevere: And that, my leige, is how we know the earth to be of banana
	shapeed.

Arthur:	This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere.  Explain again, how sheep's
	bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Bedevere: Oh, certainly, Sir.  You see,...

SEE THE TEXT "CAMELOT"

(Thunder)
(the clouds open and a giant animated face is seen.  It speaks:)

God:	Aaaarthur...  Aarthur, King of the Britons...

(the knights fall to their knees)

God:	Oh don't grovel! One thing I can't stand is people groveling!
Arthur:	Sorry!
God:	And DON'T apologize!!  Every time I try to talk to someone, its
	"Sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
God:	What're you doing now?
Arthur:	I'm averting my eyes, o Lord.
God:	Well don't!
	It's like those miserable Psalms--they're soooo depressing!
	Now KNOCK IT OFF!
Arthur:	Yes, Lord.
God:	Right.  Arthur, King of the Britons, Your knights of the round
	table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
Arthur:	Good idear, o Lord!
God:	(thunder) 'COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!  Behold Arthur. This is the
	Holy Grail.
	(giant picture of a golden, jewel-encrusted grail appears in the sky)
	(heavenly music)
	Look well, Arthur: For it is your sacred task to seek this Grail.
	That is your purpose, Arthur: The Quest for the Holy Grail!

(the clouds slam shut.)

Lancelot: A blessing!  A blessing from the Lord!
Galahad: God be praised!

THE SCRIPT CONTINUES IN "FRENCH"