***	The haggle scene from "The Life of Brian"
***	Transcribed by Dr.Doom on Fulcrums computer

Brian:	 How much, quick?
Salesman: What?
B:	It's for the wife.
S:	Oh oooh, twenty shekels.
B:	Right!
S:	What?
B:	There you are.
S:	Wait a minute!
B:	What?
S:	We, We're supposed to haggle.
B:	No, No I got to get...
S:	What do you mean "No no no"?
B:	I haven't got time...
S:	Oh give it back then.
B:	No, no, no, I've just paid you!
S:	Burt!
Burt:	Yeah
S:	This bloke wont haggle.
Burt:	Wont haggle?
B:	Alright, do we have to?
S:	Now look, I wont twenty for that.
B:	I just gave you twenty.
S:	Now you telling me that's not worth twenty shekels.
B:	No!
S:	Look at it! Feel the quality. That's not even goatee!
B:	Oh, I've give you nineteen then.
S:	No, no, no. Come on do it properly.
B:	What?
S:	Haggle properly, this isn't worth nineten.
B:	You just said it was worth twenty!
S:	Oh dear, oh dear. Come on haggle.
B:	Alright, I'll give you ten
S:	That's more like it.
	TEN!? Are you trying to insult me? Me, with a poor dying
	grandmother. TEN?
B:	Alright I'll give you eleven.
S:	Now you're getting it!
	ELEVEN!? Did I hear you right? Eleven? This cost me twelve! You
	wanna ruin me?
B:	Seventeen?
S:	No, no, no, no seventeen.
B:	Eighteen.
S:	No, no, you go to fourteen now.
B:	Alright, I'll give you fourteen.
S:	Fourteen!? Are you joking?
B:	That's what you told me to say!
S:	Oh dear.
B:	Oh, tell me what to say, please!
S:	Offer me fourteeen.
B:	I'll give you fourteen.
S:	(To the other salesmen) He's offering me fourteen for this!
B:	Fifteen!
S:	Seventeen, my last word. I wont take a penny less or strike me
	dead.
B:	Sixteen!
S:	Done.
	Nice to do business with you, I tell you what. I throw in this
	as well.
B:	I don't want it, but thanks!
S:	Burt!
Burt:	Yeah!
B:	Alright, alright what?
S:	Now, where's the sixteen you owe me?
B:	I'd just gave you twenty!
S:	Oh yeah, that's right. That's four back to you then.
B:	(Fast) That's right, that's fine that's fine.
S:	No, hang on, I've got it here somewere.
B:	That's alright, that's four for the gourd!
S:	Four!? For this gourd. Four? Look at it. It's worth ten if it's
	worth the shekel!
B:	You just gave it to me for nothing!
S:	Yes, but its worth ten!
B:	Alright, alright.
	(Brian sees the soldiers coming closer)
S:	No, no, no, no. It's not worth ten, you're supposed to argue!
	(Shaking his head) "Ten for that you must be mad"
	(He looks around and sees Brian runs away)
	Oh well, one born every minute.