*** How to....
*** Transcribed from 'The brand new Monty Python book'
*** by Dr.Doom / Amega Industries

No 7: How to read
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Reading is easy. If you can read this you will know
how easy it is. There are just 4 simple things to
remember and you will be able to read:

1) Don't drop the book.
2) Don't start reading before you open the book.
3) Don't shut your eyes when reading
4) Don't cover the book with a rug or blanket while
   reading it.
5) There is no point five.

Once you've mastered the art of reading, like I
did, a whole new world will open up before you.
You will begin by beeing able to decipher basic word
combinations - Daily Express editorials, cheese labels
and shoe box sizes. Then comes the world of the
Public Library, where I work. Wow! Ye-hey! Woweee!
Oweeeeee!