**** The Tale of Sir Robin
**** Transcribed by Dr.Doom / Amega Industries
**** The song was transcribed from the memory of Malcolm Dickinson

                 **     The Tale of Sir Robin.    **

So, each of the knights went their separate ways.
Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing, accompanied by his
favorite minstrels.


Minstrel: song:

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Brought forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken!
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowls unplugged,
And his nostrils raked and his bottom burnt off,
And his peni--

Robin:  That's...That's, uh...  That's enough music for now, lads.  It looks
like there's getting work afoot.

Three headed knight: HALT!!! Who are ya?
Minstrel: (Singing) He is brave sir Robin, brave sir Robin...
Robin:	Shut up!
	Ehh, Nobody really, ehh... just... just passing through.
Knight:	What do you want!?
Minstrel: (Singing) To fight, and...
Robin:	SHUT UP!
	Ehh, ohh, nothing... nothing really, ehh... just... just... just
	to pass through good sir knight.
Knight:	I'm afraid not!
Robin:	Ahh... Well actually, I... I am a knight of the round table.
Knight:	You're a knight of the round table?
Robin:	I a...am!
1.Head: In that case I shall have to kill you.
2.Head: Shall I?
3.Head: Oh, I don't think so.
2.Head: What do I think?
1.Head:	I think kill it.
3.Head: Lets be nice to him.
1.Head: Oh, shut up!
Robin:	Perhaps...
1.Head: And you!
	Quick, get the sword out, I want to cut his head off!
3.Head:	Cut your own head off!
2.Head:	Yes, do us all a favor!
1.Head:	What?
3.Head:	Jaffin' on all the time
2.Head:	You're lucky! You're not next to him.
1.Head:	What do you mean?
2.Head:	You snore!
1.Head:	Oh, I don't! Anyway, you got bad breath!
2.Head:	Well if anyone could just brush my teath.
3.Head: Oh stop bicking and let's go and have tee!
1.Head:	Alright, alright, alright! We kill him first and then have tee
	and biscuits.
2.Head:	Yes!
3.Head:	Not biscuits!
1.Head:	Alright, alright not biscuits, but let's kill him anyway!
2.&3.Head: Right!

1.Head:	He's backed off.
3.Head:	So he has, he scarcen!

Minstrel:                               Robin:

Brave Sir Robin ran away.               No!
Bravely ran away away....               I didn't!
When Danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled     No!!
Yes brave Sir Robin turned about        I didn't!
And gallantly he chickened out..

Bravely taking to his feet              I never did!
He did a very brave retreat             All lies!
Bravely bravely brave Sir Robin!        I never!


Voice over:  Meanwhile, King Arthur and Bedevere, not more than a swallow's
             flight away, had discovered something.

( continued in NI PYTHON )