RUBBISH.TXT - Liberal Rubbish

			*** Liberal Rubbish ***
*** Transcribed from Monty Python's "Matching tie and handkerchief" ***
		*** by Fulcrum / Amega Industries ***

Michael Palin:	I think all right thinking people of this country are sick
		and tired of being told that ordinary desent people are
		fed up in this country with being sick and tired.
Eric Idle:	Jah, jah.
Graham Chapman:	I'm certainly not. And I'm sick and tired of being told that
		I am.
Eric Idle:	Lady Patty Jones?
Terry Jones:	Well, I meet a lot of people, and I'm convinced that vast
		majority of wrong thinking people are right.
Eric Idle:	Well, we seem to have a concession there. Could we have the
		next question please?
Carol Cleveland:Um, I would like to ask the team what changes they would make
		if they were Hitler.
Eric Idle:	Gerald?
Graham Chapman:	Well, speaking personally, I'd next ?'a sue date and run'??

Eric Idle:	Norman?
Man	:	I think I'd pay some dutchman to set fire to lord Snowdon.

(See 'Bishop')