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Date: 09-15-95 Time: 08:04p Number: 1750
From: Andreas Heldal-Lund@ALP Refer: 0
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Subject: Mountain's Chat 74: TEAM/Religio Status: Public
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Mountain's Chat
In a summer's month, the old Messiah started to climb up The Mountain,
in order to talk to his Lord, whose word he used to spread among human
beings, horses, rats, rabbits, potatoes, roaches, ants, and everything
beneath the waters, and everything above the clouds, but the vultures,
because they are dirty.
When he got there, he them summoned his God, with rituals which are desc
in his Holy Book (The Holy Scriptures of Milueh I, Great God creator of
All and Everyone, 2nd Manuscript Edition, page 3633, 3rd paragraph),
and there came Milueh I, amongst lightning and thunder, in order to talk
to him.
'MY SON, WHO SPREADS MY WORD AMONG MEN, HORSES, RATS, RABITS, POTATOES,
ANTS, AND EVERYTHING UNDER THE WATERS AND ABOVE THE CLOUDS, BUT THE VULT
BECAUSE IT'S DIRTY. WHAT IS THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW ?'
'Lord, I who am Your son, and walk among the mortals, beg for your
forgiveness,
as I am unable to fulfill my task, and beg them for Your help.'
'WHAT IS THAT YOU CANNOT DO, OH MESSIAH ?'
'Among the beings I am expected to Teach, there are to kinds I don't man
to convince about Your Divine Existence, Omnipresence, infinite Love and
Forgiveness. These are the Potatoes, who seen not to listen me, and to
answer to my teachings, and the humans, that hear me, and laugh on me.
And I tell them again, and again they laugh. What shall I do ?'
'THE POTATOES WHICH DON'T LISTEN TO YOU ARE EVIL, AND THEREFORE MUST
BE DESTROYED. SO, GO YOU DOWN THE MOUNTAIN, GATHER THE POTATOES AND COOK
THEM IN A GREAT STEW. GO AND SAY LATER TO THE MEN AND WOMEN THAT BEING
COOKED IN THE BIG STEW IS WHAT WAITS THOSE WHO LISTEN NOT TO THE MESSIAH
'My Lord, I can go down and cook and punish the potatoes, and I can talk
to the men, as you ordered me, but they will once more laugh on me, as
I won't have the power to cook the men later, and they know that. Why
don't You show YourSelf to them, in all Your Grace and Glory, and convi
them once for all about Your Existence and Greatness ?'
'BECAUSE WOULD I MYSELF GATHER FOLLOWERS, I WOULD NEED NO MESSIAH. AND
NEEDING NOT A MESSIAH, I WOULD FIRE YOU. AND BY FIRING YOU, I WOULD GET
IN THE DARK LIST OF THE MESSIAH'S SYNDICATE. HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED ABOU
THE HORRORS AWAITNG THE UNFORTUNATE GODS WHO FALL IN DEBIT TO THE MESSIA
SYNDICATE ? '
'No, my Lord!'
'SO I TELL YOU THAT IT OCURRED TO A COUSIN OF MINE ON EARTH. I WISH NOT
SUCH FAIT TO FALL ON ME. GO YOU AND DO YOUR JOB. AND CONVINCE ALONE MEN
AND WOMEN THA I AM HERE, AS I HAVE GOOD MOTIVES NOT TO SHOW-UP MYSELF.
That said, lightning and thunder ceased, the Divine Light went away, and
Messiah got once more all alone, counting only on himself, his apostles
and governors of the people bellow to convince all men about the existen
of a God who created them all, and have almost infinite power, but canno
show up himself, as there are rules which must be respected.
■ ANDREAS HELDAL-LUND ■ E-mail: ahl@euronetis.no ■ Tlf: 90 04 32 99 ■
■ Leder, Hedningsamfunnet Rogaland ■ http://www.hedning.no/hedning/ ■
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■ 1st 2.00 #1404 ■ Si vis amari, ama
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