SHIT.TXT - A Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies

     Date: 11-02-95    Time: 06:43p     Number: 6407   
     From: Haavard Engum                 Refer: 0       
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  Subject: A comparative analysis..         61: Debate/Relig   Status: Public 

Fikk en liten artig sak fra religionslæreren her om dagen, som jeg bare 
måtte legge ut her. 


"A Comparative Analysis of World Religious Philosophies"
Taoism        : Shit happens.
Confucianism  : Confucius says: "Shit happens."
Calvinism     : Ship happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism      : If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen           : What is the sound of shit happening.
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Adventist     : No shit on Saturdays.
Hedonism      : There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Hinduism      : This shit happened before.
Mormon        : This shit will happen again.
Islam         : If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies       : Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism      : This shit is good for me.
Protestantism : Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism   : Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism       : So why does shit always happen to us?
Hare Krishna  : Shit Happens Shit Happens Shit Happens
                Shit Happens Shit Happens
Witness       : Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.
Atheism       : Shit happens for no apparent reason.
Agnosticism   : Farts happen.
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
Science       : Shit is in your mind.
Wicca         : Shit happens of you will it to happen.
Scientology   : Peces occur.
Existentialism: Shit is, therefore, it happens.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
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