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     Date: 04-19-95    Time: 08:50p     Number: 100    
     From: RUNE DAHLE@ACT                Refer: 0       
       To: ALL                        Board ID: ROLVSOY         Recvd: No 
  Subject: Windows '95                      28: TEAM/Humor     Status: Public 
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Windows(tm) '95 source-code!!!!!

robertk@stack.urc.tue.nl (Robert Klep)
31 Oct 1994 07:49:20 GMT
MCGV Stack, Eindhoven University of Technology, the Netherlands.
Posted to: comp.os.msdos.programmer
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/*
      TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
      Project:    Chicago(tm)

  Projected release-date:

  Summer 1994^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HSpring 1995

*/

#include stdio.h>
#include dos.h>
#include conio.h>
#include "win31.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"


/*
  Reference:
  Internal memo #99281-95 from:
      William H. Gates III
       to:
      Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project

  William H. Gates III wrote:
  "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition.
   It might prevent customers to think that they actually bought somethi
   _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'.


            Carry on,
              God^H^H^HBill
  "
*/
#define INSTALL = HARD

void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if(first_time_installation)
    {
      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
      hang_system();
    }
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();
    if(still_not_crashed)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      basically_run_windows_3.1();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_nothing_loop();
    }
  }

/*
  Reference:
  Internal memo #99683-95 from:
      Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project
       to:
      William H. Gates III

  Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote:
  "Dear Sir,
   Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if'-stat
   will never execute, we descided NOT to include it in the final code.
   This way we will save atleast another 5 megabytes of consumer-diskspa

      Thank you for listening to us,
       the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project
  "
*/
/*
  if(still_not_crashed)
  {
    write_cheer();
    finished();
  }
*/
  create_general_protection_fault();
}



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WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted.  System confused.
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