QUOTES1.TXT - Quotes

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I know what you're thinking, was that 6 shots or only 5? Well this is the
.357 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and you've got to ask
yourself a question, do you feel lucky? Well, do you Punk?
Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

Less of the negative waves, Moriarty.
Donald Sutherland, Kelly's Heroes

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Salvor Hardin (First Mayor of Terminus), Foundation by Isaac Asimov

Cop - It's the middle of the night, why are you wearing sunglasses?
Youth - Because when you're cool the sun shines on you 24 hours per day.
Cop and Youth , My Science Project.

I have a plan that is so cunning that you could stick a tail on it and call
it a weasel.
Rowan Atkinson, Blackadder

I'm sorry, you are obviously under the misapprehension that I give a damn.
Unknown

David, will you pop down to the shops and get me some flour, milk and
cereal? Oh, and while you're there, get yourself a life.
Roseanne

Frasier - Oh my God, I slept with that woman 3 months ago!
Niles - And on which desert island (with no hope of rescue) was this?
Frasier

Violence gives rise to violence, not to justice.
Unknown Author

Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
Kurt Russell, Tombstone

As one shepherd said to the other, "Let's get the flock out of here"
Mel Gibson, Lethal Weapon

Dr Albright - At what stage do men pass puberty?.
Nina - About 6 months after death.
3rd Rock from the Sun

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Phrases of my own:

A person is defined by their actions, not their physical being, so race,
country of origin, gender and sexual orientation don't matter. The only
thing that does matter is how you treat others.

Nature abhors a vacuum, that's why the universe is so dirty and untidy.

Life is a beach and we are merely pebbles.

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