VILLAINS.TXT - World's Most Villainous Quotes

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World's Most Villainous Quotes

O villain, villain, smiling, damne'd villain. -- Hamlet

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Apology accepted. -- Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back

Death star commander: I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast
as they can.
Vader: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them. -- Return of the Jedi

The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. -- Darth Vader, Return of the Jedi

Better to reign in hell than serve in heav'n. -- Satan, Paradise Lost

GOODBYE - MISTER - BOND!!! -- Ernst Blofeld, You Only Live Twice

We do not tolerate failure, Number 3. -- Ernst Blofeld, From Russia with
Love

Twelve seconds. One day we must invent a faster working venom. -- Ernst
Blofeld, From Russia with Love

Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Bond. It may be your last. --
Auric Goldfinger, Goldfinger

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. -- Goldfinger

You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond. But I am a superior woman. -- Fatima
Blush, Never Say Never Again

I play the stock market of the spirit - and I sell short. -- Ellsworth
Toohey, The Fountainhead

We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to
skin humanity to prove it. -- Ellsworth Toohey, The Fountainhead

Of course I'm your friend. I'm everybody's friend. I'm a friend of
humanity. -- Ellsworth Toohey, The Fountainhead

The earth? Oh the earth will be gone in a few seconds...I'm going to blow
it up. It's obstructing my view of Venus. -- Marvin the Martian

I never drink - wine. -- Dracula

Why for fifty-three years I've put up with it now.
I must stop Christmas from coming, but how?
-- The Grinch

I wish all you Romans had only one neck (so I could hack it through) --
Caligula

Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes
has cost me the election. And yet, if I were to have them killed, I would
be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you. -- Mr. Burns, The
Simpsons

I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No - revenge is a
dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until...Oh, what the hell, I'll
just crush him like an ant. -- Mr. Burns, The Simpsons

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Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents too. -- The Wicked Witch of
the West.

Cary Grant: Apparently the only performance that will satisfy you is when I
play dead.
James Mason: Your very next role, and you will be quite convincing, I
assure you. -- North by Northwest

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Last Updated: July 27, 1996
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