Issue 6 Volume 2
* * * T H E A B U S E R * * *
Contents:
Disclaimer.....
Letter From The Editor.....
CAFBL News......
Underground News.....
How To Blow Up A Car by The Crowe (last release).....
Phreakers Fone Book v1.2......
How To Get DELPHI For Free by Rush 2.....
How To Make Bombs by Spooky.....
How To Use MCI Cards And Not Get Caught by Kaos......
Michigan Bell Document by Black Ice.....
How To Get Fake ID's by Dog'N'Dirt.....
Freedom Of Speech In School by Dash......
The Telepass Calling Card by Morpheus.....
How Not To Caught Using Drugs by TRiP.....
Fun At Malls by Death's Servant.....
DISCLAIMER:
I nor any other person involved with the writing, programming, or
Distribution of THE ABUSER take no responsibility for the person(s) that read or
obtain this magazine. The information in this magazine is SOLELY for
informational purposes only and anything described in this magazine SHOULD
NOT be attempted, since some material is ILLEGAL. Furthermore, I nor any
other person involved with THE ABUSER DO NOT guarantee all or any information
in this magazine to be one-hundred percent true and/or effective.
LETTER FROM THE EDITOR:
Sorry for the long delay. Our major set back this month was due to me
deleting the only copy of The Abuser issue 6 I had. Thank god Rush 2 had a
copy of it printed out. So I would like to thank Rush 2 for taking the time to
re-type it. I think it's worth the wait though since this is probably THE
biggest issue so far. Well enjoy babbling, ENJOY!
CAFBL NEWS:
CAFBL has dropped some members and picked up some new quality members.
We have assembled the best hackers and phreaks in 215 and asked them to join
CAFBL. Here is a member and distro site listing.
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Computer Abuse Force For Better Living
< Senior Staff Members >
Dark Phiber (Founder) - Dash (Co-Founder)
Spiff (Senior Staff) - Black Ice (Senior Staff) - Optic (Charter Member)
< Writers >
Dark Phiber - Black Ice - Spooky - Kamui - Rush 2 - The Professor
Mad Arab - Death's Servant - Kaos - TRiP
Bones - Dog 'n' Dirt - Milamber
< Coders >
Spiff - Acid Relapse - Breezer - Frank-n-Stine
< Artists >
Dash - Corruption - Morpheus
< Distro Sites >
SoS (201 HQ).....................Mad Arab.....................201-728-3881
The Undercity (209 HQ)............Korrupt.....................209-PRI-VATE
The Hacker Crackdown (WHQ)......Dark Phiber...................215-PRI-VATE
Mogel-Land (215 Distro)............Mogel......................215-732-3413
Highland ][ (215 Distro).....Groo The Wanderer................215-364-0926
The Napalm Cocktail (219 HQ)....Apothecary....................219-662-0363
The Complex (410 HQ)............Trackistar....................410-720-5305
The Ice House (West HQ)..........The Chief....................509-536-8103
Unforseen Danger (610 HQ).........Rush 2......................610-954-7360
Twisted Reality (610 Distro)....Wolverine X...................610-459-3503
Psychotic Rebellion(610 Distro)Midnight Marauder..............610-262-1664
Cyttorak (Southern HQ).............Bane.......................713-265-4059
Psychotic Reflections (East HQ)....Kamui......................718-981-6387
Death's Playground (803 HQ).....Black Death...................803-445-7632
UNDERGROUND NEWS:
Boy Caught Beige Boxing
January 12, 12:04 am A 15 year-old Bethlehem boy was caught outside a
business in the 600 block of Lehigh St. in Bethlehem, PA last night. He was
charged allegedly with prowling and attempting to make a phone call from
outside a local business.
Information Is Illegally Traveled On The Information Super Highway
NEW YORK, (AP) - The infobahn turned into the info-gone on Christmas
day when sophisticated computer hackers used the Internet to break in and take
over the computer of a well known computer security expert, The New York
Times reported.
A federal computer security agency today was to outline the
ways to prevent the intrusions the Times said. Computer experts are warning
that the intruders could copy or destroy the documents or even work undetected
by masquerading as an authorized user.
Tsutomu Shimomura (sic) a well-known computer security specialist
at the San Diego Supercomputer Center, said the culprit took over his
computer on December 25, controlling it for more than a day and electronically
stealing a large number of computer security programs.
Several attacks have been reported since then, but the exact number
is unknown. About 20 million people use the global Internet.
"Essentially everyone is vulnerable" said James Settle, a former
FBL computer crime expert who is now an executive at the Inet Corp., a
computer security firm.
Officials of the government-backed Computer Emergency Response Team
(CERT), said the new assaults are a warning that better security precautions
must be taken before business dive into the Internet.
The response team at Carnegie-Mellon University in Pittsburgh plans
to post an advisory today(1/23/95) on the Internet, alerting users to the
attacks and urging them to use security programs, the Times said.
The intruders fool computers into believing that a message is coming
from a trusted source. By posing as a familiar computer, an attacker can
get access to protected computer resources and seize control of what was
considered a well guarded system.
Classified government computer systems are not thought to be at risk
because they are not directly connected to the Internet, the newspaper said.
The Internet was originally created by academic researchers to
share computer data easily.
The Times said the security warning to be issued today will include a
list of brands of computers that can use a program to guard against the
hacking method known as "Internet Protocol Spiffing".
HOW TO BLOW UP A CAR BY THE CROWE:
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All you have to do is put a couple of these babies in someone's gas tank
and when they get their motor started and everything gets heated up...
POW! KABLAAM! BOOM! The outer part of the soap balls will melt leaving
your mixture of Draino and Comet which will eat through the gaslines, almost
always causing the whole car to blow sky high!
PHREAKERS FONE BOOK v1.2:
Here is installment number 3 of the Phreakers Fone book. I have those PBX
number for you in this segment.
1-800-245-0033 - 4 Digit
1-800-221-9600 - Extender
1-800-288-8845 - Extender
1-800-321-6902 - Extender
1-800-999-3339 - Extender
1-800-621-5640 - Extender
1-800-638-2633 - Extender
1-800-882-2255 - Extender
1-800-223-1270 - Extender
1-800-482-4848 - Allnet Customer Service
1-800-536-3273 - Allnet Customer Service
1-800-783-1444 - Allnet Extender [0+ACN+11 Digit code]
1-800-333-8888 - Extender
1-800-200-0000 - 3 DIGIT PBX
1-800-933-0552 - PBX [First Code is 25410]
1-800-444-9606 - PBX
1-800-864-0808 - PBX
1-800-899-4480 - Cable and Wireless PBX
HOW TO GET DELPHI FOR FREE BY RUSH 2:
The first thing that you must remember is that it is easy and fairly
safe. To start get a copy of a magazine, a computer magazine. Now go to the
back of the magazine to the advertiser's index. Look up Delphi international
or something like that. Ok, once you find it and turn it to the pay it will
give the regular boring info about it. The stuff for the lamers. Now it gives
you a number to call voice, 1-800-365-4636. Call that with your modem. Or
if you already have a tymnet dial-up number (or sprintnet) you can call that
and connect delphi. As your user name use joindelphi.
Now if you are calling your tymnet number or the given inwats number
(1-800 for you lamers), the tymnet way is preferable because you are less
likely to be traced (which probably wont happen anyway. Now use the password
that it gives your which will be something like pcc99a, it depends on which
magazine you used. Now use a credit card number generator like Cmaster2, It
does not matter as long as it works. REMEMBER this rule, never use the same
number twice because 1.it wont let you, and 2 you will in-danger your life
as a free man.
Now that you have signed up and selected a tymnet or sprintnet
dial-up you will have to call their 800# customer support line to verify
this information. Remember when you sign up to use a GOOD, easily accessible
dump site to keep the account longer. Enjoy it and abuse it. have fun.
HOW TO MAKE BOMBS BY SPOOKY:
Ok this is my first article for this kick ass group and
since this is also the first anarchy(note: this word is not being used
correctly and I will only use it till I can find a good substitute for
it but I digress) article in here(as far I know) I figured I'd start
my (hopefully long) career as a writer for CAFBL with a article on
some quick and easy bombs that you may/may not have heard of before.
If you don't like this I'm sorry but tough shit. When you get into a
group you can write about anything you want to. Well here we go!
Hydrogen Bomb
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HOW TO USE YOUR MCI CARD AND NOT GET CAUGHT BY KAOS:
Ok. Your MCI card # is .............. this card will not last long so please
abuse the fuck out of it while you have it. Here's what to do. First dial "0"
and wait for the operator. Tell her that the "2" is broken on your phone.
Then ask her to please connect you to 1-800-950-1022. She will say ok or
whatever and you will hear it ringing. When it picks up you will hear a tone
for about 3 seconds. After the tone, Enter 06105551212 to test it. If you
don't want to test it and you want to use it right away, just dial 0, the
area code and number you want to call. After you are done this, You will hear
another 3 second tone. Now dial in the MCI card number above. You will dial
in ALL 14 DIGITS of the card. Pin included. After this you will hear two
short tones and it will ring. If this happens then the card is working. If
you get a short message saying re-enter your card # then it is invalid or you
screwed up entering it the first time. Try it again and if it says please
hold for the MCI operator than hang up! The card will last for 3 days at the
minimum to 1 year at the max (Only if the card owner is really stupid though)
Now you have a valid MCI card.
EXPLANATION of DIALING "0"
Ok. This is simple. MCI has this thing called an ANI. An ANI is an Automatic
Number Identification. This is very important. If you call from your home
phone without using "0", MCI will look up your ANI to see if it is a hacked
account. This is why "0" must be dialed. I have tried this method and it is
100% untracable.
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MICHIGAN BELL DOCUMENT BY BLACK ICE:
This is a document I found when trashing.
Re-typed for the hell of it.
It is a list of non-published Michigan Bell employees info.
Also I have included some other fun numbers if you live in the Michigan Bell
Area.
────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
Date. Jan,6,95
Department. Corporate Security
Centralized Nonpub Bureau for number plan areas: 313 517 616 906
Authorization to obtain nonpublished telephone numbers.
Respons Company
ibility Office
NAME TITLE SOC. SEC. # Code telephone #
----------- ----------- ----------- --------- ------------
Karen A. Heathman Manager - 1 383-58-0391 MD2351000 906-225-6265
Sandra J. Quayle Manager - 1 366-46-4055 MD2352000 906-225-6262
Lynne C. Barnett Manager - 1 385-52-8539 MD2353000 616-941-2539
Debra M. Martin-Ring Manager - 1 383-62-5882 MD2352000 906-225-6262
Sgeila J. Maki Area Manager ??????????? MD235000 906-225-6260
────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
And here are the phun Michigan Bell numbers, some only work in Michigan. But
there are also some numbers that work outside of Michigan.
NAME Phone # Fax #
───────── ─────────── ───────────
Coin Offices 1-800-441-1409 1-313-496-9875
CVC 1-810-984-9640 1-810-984-7089
FASC/FACC 1-800-321-4073 1-810-984-7089
SASC Offices
(Federal Gov.
Accounts) (8) 528-8340
SASC Offices
(RCC) (8) 528-8269
Vender Service
Center 1-800-482-0647 1-800-482-3786
Well I hope you have some phun with those numbers,
I know alot of you cant use them since your not in Michigan.
HOW TO GET FAKE ID'S BY DOG'N'DIRT:
Table of Contents
1.1 The counterfeit-forgery method for getting birth certificates
3.0 The infant death method of getting a birth certificate
7.3 Getting a fake drivers license
8.4 Ancillary Documentation
9.6 Social Security Cards
12.6 Applying for a Social Security Card
22.9 Mail Drops
24.2 Closing
The corner stone of all identity is the birth certificate. It is the
most widely accepted form of ID in the US. Birth certificates are as
varied as the people who posses them. They have no photographs,
and rarely finger or footprints. The only really consistent aspect
is that they are invariably signed by a doctor or hospital administrator.
Two Ways Of Getting One
There are two ways commonly used to get a birth certificate under another
name. One is the counterfeit-forgery method, the other is the
infant-death method.
1.1 Counterfeit-Forgery Method (short-term)
The counterfeit-forgery method can be used to obtain all valid info
except for a passport. This method is simple, effective, and takes
little time.
Forging a birth certificate involves taking a valid document and
altering the info within its four corners. One easy and effective
method for obtaining blank birth certificates is to purchase them
as hospitals often do, from a document supply company. This can
either be done by telephone or in person, but you must establish
yourself as a legit purchaser, as every supplier has a different
sales policy. For example if I were to call a supplier, I might
identify myself as the administrator of Acme Hospital looking for
a new supplier of forms. I could then request a copy of their
catalogues of birth certificates, or certificates of live birth.
Once received orders can be placed directly.
An alternate and much preferred method of obtaining blank birth
certificate blanks is to alter the existing birth certificate. This
includes getting a printer to reproduce a real birth certificate,
excluding and of the type-written birth data on it. In other words a
printer creates a blank birth certificate from an actual legal original. Most printers in a larger city will do this without thinking twice. However in some circumstances a printer would hesitate in taking on this job even if you were paying in cash
When they remove the data on the birth certificate, you can tell them to
leave the doctors signature if you want, or have it remove and fill it
in later. It is also very important to age your birth certificate. You
can do this by creasing it, and leaving it in the sun. Of you could soak
it in tea until an old appearance is obtained.
Certifying it yourself is simple. It involves a stamp,
an embossing, or both. Most printers who make stamps and round embossers will make
what you need. Have a printer make an official looking certified stamp,
with a blank line below the word "certified" so that a signature,
allegedly a clerk, can be filled in.
3.0 The Infant Death Method (long term)
The infant death method involves taking on the identity of someone
who actually lived and died. By taking on the identity of someone who
died young, no records, other than birth and death certificates exist.
Second, a passport can be obtained, because when the certificate is
checked out it reveals an actual existing person, and there is a record
of the birth certificate in the appropriate local agency office. Third
it is the most complete long term method of obtaining a fake ID.
The basic concept is simple. It involves finding someone who was born
at the approximate same time as you, who had the misfortune of dying at
a young enough age so that no records exist as far as school, drivers
license, credit cards, and the like.
First you must find the person you wish to become. Be honest about how
old you are and how old you look. Then you must go around finding the
decedent. You can do this by actually searching through graveyards, or
by going to your local library and reviewing old obituaries, usually
found on microfiche or microfilm.
Where They Were Born
Almost all death certificates show where that person was born. Anyone
can order a death certificate over the phone, from the Bureau of Vital
Statistics, Hall of Records or the like.
Was the Child Born in Another County or State??
The ideal situation is for the child to be born in one state and
die in another. If this ideal situation is not available, being born
in one county and dying in another will work.
The reason your child must have been born in one area and die in
another, is to avoid someone finding out that your taking on that
persons identity. Many counties cross reference their birth and death
records. That is why you must make sure that your county does not cross
reference. For example, to apply for a valid US passport it is generally
necessary to provide a birth certificate. If, upon checking out the
assumed name, the clerk finds out that this person is dead, you will be
finding federal agents at your door. However if the person came from a
county where cross referencing does not exist then the clerk will find
only a valid birth certificate and your passport request will be honored.
So you MUST make sure that your 2 counties do not cross reference. To
the best of my knowledge, no states, at the time of writing, cross
reference, nor does the federal government.
Applying for a New Birth Certificate
You should call the office in question and only then should you
fill out an application. Normally a request form will be involved, so
be prepared to substantiate your identity with a business card or some
other form of ID, so that your request will be honored without question.
There are unlimited reasons for requesting, certified copies of birth
certificates, and once again, its time to use your imagination. A
family member might be requesting for a out of states family member, or
for the local genealogist researching your family tree; an insurance
agent may be working on a fraud case; a county health examiner may be
researching files, a priest may be doing a favor for an out-of-state
parishioner (people never question priests).
Once you have obtained a birth certificate, getting other forms
of ID is comically simple.
7.3 Getting a Drivers License
This is possibly the easiest thing to do. Just take your birth
certificate that you made, and take your test. You might be asked for a
social security number, so be prepared.
If for some reason you cannot get a birth certificate another commonly
accepted form of ID is a baptism certificate, all filled in with fancy
lettering and an expensive looking folder. Fortunately for you this can
be bought at any religious supply store. That's how easy it is to get a
drivers license.
8.4 Ancillary Documentation
These are photos, business cards, library cards, return if lost
cards, membership cards, social security cards, insurance cards, medical
emergency card.
Say you get stopped by a cop for speeding, and of course he wants
to see your drivers license. No problem, but it may seem very odd that
you are carrying nothing else in you wallet.
As trivial a these may seem they are the first give away that you
aren't who you say you are.
9.6 Social Security Cards
There will be asked for a lot, why because it is an easy way for
individuals and the government to keep up with you.
To Get One
There are two major ways to get one. One is to adopt someone
else's, the other is to personally, or through a surrogate, apply for a
card number under another name.
If you intend to make up a number you must realize the purpose of
the digital sequence used by the Social Security Administration. The
first three digits correspond to the state in which the card was applied
for. And for this reason I am including a chart so you cam make sure
the digits in your fake ID match those of the states where you allegedly
applied.
Of much less importance, but still something to consider, is the
middle two digits. They tell the approx. year of issue. An odd number
between 05 and 09 was probably used in the late 1930's, and an even
number from 10 on up was probably used after that. About 15 years ago,
previously unused sequences of even numbers between 02 and 08 began to
be used. But the easiest way to get one right is to look on your own
birth certificate.
The final set of four numbers can be utilized with out any worry,
because this set is meaningless, determined by the particular sequence
at the office you signed up at and is virtually unverifiable.
If you want a card with the name and number of your choice on it
there are firms who, for a small fee, will print a Social Security type
card, with your chosen name and number. A company that I have often used
is:
Dynamic Press
256 South Robertson Blvd.
Beverly Hills, CA. 90211
This is one of the few trust-worthy companies that puts out a good
consistent product. All you have to do is provide them with a
self-addressed envelope and $5. They very quickly return a very
professional looking card to you.
You can successfully work as an independent contractor, or for a
short period of time, an employee of any job with a false Social
Security number. But, working for extended periods of time (about 60
days) can lead to minor problems with the FBI.
Applying For a New Social Security Card
Just go to your local Social Security office and apply for one.
If the evidence you give them looks good you will be issued one. Social
Security does not perform background checks to see if the info is valid.
Here is the list of the first three digits of a Social Security
card by state.
001-003 New Hampshire
004-007 Maine
008-009 Vermont
010-034 Massachusetts
035-039 Rhode Island
040-049 Connecticut
050-134 New York
135-158 New Jersey
159-211 Pennsylvania
212-220 Maryland
221-222 Delaware
223-231 Virginia
232-236 W. Virginia
237-246 N. Carolina
247-251 S. Carolina
252-260 Georgia
261-267 Florida
268-302 Ohio
303-317 Indiana
318-361 Illinois
362-386 Michigan
387-399 Wisconsin
400-407 Kentucky
408-415 Tennessee
416-424 Alabama
429-432 Arkansas
433-439 Louisiana
440-448 Oklahoma
449-467 Texas
468-477 Minnesota
475-485 Iowa
486-500 Missouri
501-502 N. Dakota
503-504 S. Dakota
505-508 Nebraska
509-515 Kansas
516-517 Montana
518-519 Idaho
520 Wyoming
521-524 Colorado
525&585 New Mexico
526-527 Arizona
528-529 Utah
530 Nevada
531-539 Washington
540-544 Oregon
545-573 California
574 Alaska
575-576 Hawaii
577-579 Washington DC.
425-428
&587 Mississippi
The United States Citizen Method
As can be determined by the info sheet put out by the Social
Security Administration for applying for an original number, there are
different kinds of identifying data that you will need to bring with you
when applying. Category (1) is for US citizens "born in the US". I
think the US citizen category is the easiest to apply for.
By using the info in this file, it should be obvious that anyone
can prove they are a US citizen even if they are not.
Most citizens of this country apply for their cards between the
ages of fifteen and twenty. This is about the time most teens are
seeking their first jobs and need a card for that purpose. If you are
over eighteen when you apply you must do so in person. Those under 18
can apply through the mail. A minimum of two identifying documents are
needed.
Always realize that the clerk will be asking why you want one if
you are considerably over the age of twenty.
Age is important only when applying. After that, you have a card
and a number and no further age reference is made, not on the card, or
with the Social Security Administration. There are no check-ups to
worry about. In other words if you are actually thirty-five and your
application lists you as twenty, no private party will have access to
that file, nor will the Social Security Administration have reason to
believe that you are not the age listed on your application.
If you are under eighteen then take up their offer, and apply
through mail. You must prepare an "A" document and a "B" document. The
"A" document is your birth certificate, the "B" document is something
such as, school report cards, school ID cards, hospital or doctors
records, Boy or Girl Scout ID, stuff like that. Again, go to your local
printer and have these documents altered. Then write a letter on a
piece of notebook paper telling them that your parents are making you
get a part time job, and the employer wants a Social Security card,
since you do not the job is somewhat in jeopardy.
An alternate method that usually works is the surrogate method.
Just hire a teenager to go do it for you and you avoid the delay of the
mail, since there are no photos on the card, there is nothing to worry
about.
The Alien Method
To obtain a Social Security card as an alien, all you need is a
green card. These are easier for your printer to reproduce than your
birth certificate.
When you apply for a Social Security card, remember the worst
that can happen is that you get turned down.
22.9 Mail Drops
The mail drop or PO Box can make it difficult if not impossible
for people to find out where you really live or work. There are
countless reasons for a mail drop. My favorite is you can order stuff
to it with a fake CC# and have it delivered to your mail drop, where
you can either pick it up, or have it forwarded to your real address.
Establishing a Mail Drop
The first step in successfully establishing a mail drop is to
pick the most prestigious part of town. This is particularly important
if you are applying for a credit card.
Most mail drops have a forwarding service so that it will be
repackaged, restamped and sent to either your house or to another
forwarding mail drop, thus making it virtually untraceable, because of
the time and money that would have to be spent to do so.
24.2 Closing
Well Folks here is another wonderful file brought to you by
the crew from (508) Seggregansett, MA and CAFBL. Any questions
I can be reached on The Hacker Crackdown; (215) Not-4You, If
You can't get access to reach my ass there{In which case you
should not even have your greedy, leeching, cum-stained hands
on this file} I can be reached on Prodigy. Look under
Seggregansett, MA, I am the only member there. Next file will
have something to do with TelCo.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN SCHOOL BY DASH:
To make a long story short, a few months ago some kids at my school
brutally beat another kid in a rival neighborhood. For any of you
that saw the Oprah show on the negatives of 911 a few weeks ago, then
their main topic of discussion was this incident, and Saturday Night
Live also did a skit about the incident. My school has taken alot of
heat for the actions of these few kids, who most likely will be
spending the rest of their lives in jail. Abington High School
literally looked like a zoo with all the reporters from New York and
Hard Copy and everyone else.
After this incident, maybe one of the weirdest girls in our
school, along with a few of her friends, published an underground
newspaper called Freaks Anonymous. And of course, the very first
article was called "Recipe For The Remains Of Eddie Polec". For those
of you who didn't know, Eddie Polec was the name of the boy who was
beaten. In the article, which was more like a poem, one of the lines
went something like "put his head in an oven, and to 350 degrees you
will heat....poor white trash is the best white meat...". Of course,
this was a little much, and I don't agree with it, but 200 years ago
some great men granted her with the freedom of speech. I think it was
Voltaire who said "I may not agree with what you say, but I will
defend your right to say it until my death."
People started talking, and copies of the paper got around
like a bad case of crabs. Which put our schools administration under
some heat, and of course they had to take action. And they determined
that hers, and the others punishment was to be what I think turned
out into a 5 day suspension. The reason for the suspension wasn't for
what she said, or what she did, but it was for "creating a
disturbance". If you ask may, she is a such a freak that her coming
to school every day is a disturbance. She wears pipe cleaners in her
hair and pillow cases on her head, but as a junior in high school,
when school gets out she goes to the University of Pennsylvania to
take a college math class, and also scored 1560 on her SAT's.
I think the bottom line is that for years schools have been
trying to put a choke-hold on the students freedom of speech and
expression. There is the case where a principal cancelled a schools
dance because an inter-racial couple was attending. And the case were
a kid was put in educational confinement for wearing a nose ring. And
although this was not as highly publicized it's all the same
bullshit.
What do I credit this all too? I once had an art teacher, who
had long hair and earrings, and was never a popular figure with the
administration. Well, one day in class we were listening to Howard
Stern and Stern was making fun of jews. There was a jewish kid in the
class who was upset by it, he had his mom call the principal, and
the next day we had a new art teacher. Schools aren't happy with a
kid, and they are looking for the smallest thing with which they can
attack the student with.
I'm on the schools newspaper staff, and I'm sick of reading
the shit they publish every month, and I imagine there is a pretty
big fist hovering over the top of the editor. It's time someone spoke
out for our rights. The girl who wrote Freaks Anonymous was actually
motivate by her suspension, which is justified. She is planning on
having the next issue cause even more uproar then the first. So, if
you have any interest in speaking out or are just a person who likes
to write poetry or something of the sort, then you can contact the
editor at SLYPOLY@AOL.COM. Or you can contact me at
BUFFALOCHI@AOL.COM, and don't forget...Anarchy Is The Best Policy.
THE TELEPASS CALLING CARD BY MORPHEUS:
This Project: Free Long Distance
PHILADELPHIA'S new calling card gimmick is know as "Telepass" a silver plastic
card job with an "Authorization Code" on it. This code is known from
now on as "AC".
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* Here is how to get free long distance from these boyyzZZz:
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r * First: The AC is a 9 digit #. Setup like this when "x" is equal to
i S an integer between 0-9. 68x-53x-4x2. That's MOST of the cards.
t P Once you write down your guess at some Card #, follow
t A this simple procedure:
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. M 1.) For ye Old Domestic Calls: Out of State, not Country...
. i Dial 1-800-680-0907. Hit "*". punch in your 9-digit code.
B e For example 681-534-452. Operator tell you amount being charged.
y s Finally, dial the Area code + Long distance #.
* t Ye hath been connected.
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r 2.) For International Calls: Dial the above 1800#, then punch in your
* 9-digit /<-C0de! Okay, wait for prompt, now you get to
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Dial: 011 + Country Code + City K0de + Phone Number
HOW NOT GET CAUGHT WITH DRUGS BY TRiP:
Ok I am going to explain a few things you need to know if you travel
alot with drugs on you. The first thing to do is never travel with bowls,
bong, or other paraphernalia. Always just travel with rolled joints. The
reason for this is you can easily eat them. Bowls and such are harder to hide
and get rid of. And there are also extra charges for having paraphernalia. This
can also be done with other drugs too, though I do not suggest you travel with
or use any illegal substances. And now another thing is if you do travel with
any drugs on you often, it is not a good idea to have stickers on your car.
Police and especially state police and highway patrol officers are trained to
look for stickers of like peace signs, bands, and alot of the symbols and
characters the Grateful Dead use, such as dancing bears, roses, skeletons,
the Steal Your Face album cover, and Jerry stickers. So try to stay
sticker-free, but if you must have them(as I do) Don't have anything you
can't get rid of quickly and don't speed. Drive safe and keep an eye in the
mirror.
FUN AT MALLS BY DEATH'S SERVANT:
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Ok...here we go and get another look into the sick and demented mind of
the CAFBL writer. See not everyone has the right touch to be a writer.
Different things can exclude you from the select few. i.e. 1: No life what
so ever.2: No chance of life.3:Small Balls.4:No imiganation....these and many
more are reasond for the exclusion of people. Well back to our minds...some of
us are truly demented...while some of us do this stuff for fun...take you
pick...both are pretty cool.
First of all let me tell you about me since this is my first
writing. I am NOT a "/<-rad d00d" nor have, want, will, or ever think of
being one. Let me make that clear. I am NOT a Warez Puppie. I do like to read
older stuff from groups like, Vas, Cult Of The Dead Cow or cDc, and X-CRETE.
These Mags are what inspired me to become a writer.
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Ok...now onward to the "MALL". The mall is a place of many fun
opportunities. First there is sears. The easiest place to get away with stuff,
you can hack into the computers or just format some drives. Next you go to the
hardware department and, knock stuff over...break the riding mowers, ride the
bikes around the store. Stuff you can't get kicked out for but really piss
the workers off. Next you go to the clothes department and steal those clip
things that come on jackets[You can sell them to all of those p-hat guys].
Next you go into the dressing room and mark your territory by pissing all over
the place. Then Leave Sears.
Next go to Sam Goodies or some other music store. You Peel off one of
those alarm stickers of a tape or cd. You put the cd or tape in your pocket
and stick the alarm thing on someone. When they walk out "BEEP" While they are
getting strip searched you leave.
Ok...now we are up to the arcade. You can get away with alot in the
arcade. First you go to the "Skeet Ball" Machine and reach in the coin return
part[Your hand should fit]. You will fell a metal box. On the side will be a
small arm made of round steel. You pull on that you get a free game. You can't
take a long time doing this or they will catch you. Next...on the bottom of
pinball machines there is a switch that will turn the game on or off. Sometimes
when you turn it off and on it will give you a free game.
Next, for a good laugh, go to any software store where the workers
know nothing about computers. Well anyway you go in and ask for MS-DOS 8.0.
There is nothing more fun than seeing them frantically searching the store
looking for a copy. They will finally tell you "It's out of stock". Laugh at
them then leave.
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Greets to all CAFBL members - iMMORTAL/iMAGE/HoE - SCAM! magazine / Phrack
Magazine / Wired Magazine - Scanner, Phantom, Thrasher, The Red Skull, Mogel,
ColdFire, Rick Hunter, Fire Shadow, Drakkhen, and Slammer.
Thanx to AT&T for keeping me and my friends in touch... for FREE!